Halloween party time!
A married couple was invited to a Halloween party. That night, as they were...
What’s that thing on your Neck?
Oh my God!!! What’s that big ugly thing on your neck?! Oh, it’s just...
Deductive Reasoning
Neighbor 1: “Hi, there, new neighbor, it sure is a mighty nice day to...
horse
This horse walks in to a bar and asks for a bit to eat!
blonde q and a’s
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine? A: “Daddy! can I go to Miami! Q:...
How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?
Q: How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?A: They put parking meters on...
Saving up for 60 years
The 70-year old groom and the 25-year old bride attracted raised eyebrowattention as they...
The night before Christmas for an attorney
|Whereas, on an occasion immediately preceding the Nativity festival,throughout a dwelling unit, quiet descended,...
Strict school
It was the first day of school, and the elementary school teacher was establishing...
New officer efficiency
|These are actual phrases from Officer Efficiency Reports (performance appraisal for the military officers)....