A fortune teller
A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see afortune-teller’s tent....
Duct Tape
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar....
Yo mama is so poor
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street,...
What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?
What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?A Slut sleeps with everyone,...
The Top Bad Excuses For Speeding
“This is my tryout for Nascar.” “I’ve got to get back to Amish Country...
Two Old Ladies
Do you know what the height of hard upfullness is?Two old ladies in an...
Black Magic!
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each...
Crocodile is longer
|Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.Lemma 1. The crocodile is...
Behind the Hedge
This man had been having a few beers down at the neighbourhood bar. It...
Had too much Christmas cheer?
1. You know you have if you… notice your tie sticking out of your...