What type of tracks?
|Two lawyers were out hunting when they came upon a couple of tracks. After...
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar…
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
New Rooster
An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his...
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?A home-sick abortion.
Stealing six barrels
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The Australian Christmas
|Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Sweating his fat awayHere comes Santa Claus,...
Looking to buy
|A man walks into a shop. “You got one of them Marshall Hiwatt AC30...
A woman selling apples in New York…
A woman selling apples in New York is puzzled by a man who alwayscomes...
An honest lawyer
|An independent woman started her own business. She was shrewd and diligent, so business...
Lose Weight
John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head...