Stinky momma.
Your momma so stanky…when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
Car needs a fixin!
My wife came home yesterday and said, “Honey, the car won’t start, but I...
Polack With Razor
The guy next to us was listening for quite some time, when hefinally came...
When does a person decide to become an accountant?
Q: When does a person decide to become an accountant?A: When he realises he...
Lots of Wit and Wisdom.
“I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me...
Difficult shot
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like...
Real And Guilt Gifts
How can you tell the difference between men’s real gifts and their guilt gifts?Guilt...
What is better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?
What’s better than winning a gold medal at the Para-Olympics?Having arms and legs.
Viagra
I took one of those viagra tablets the other day, it got stuck in...
Operating systems as beers
|DOS Beer — Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you...