Ticket to Titsburg
A guy goes to buy a train ticket, and the girl selling tickets has...
Yeah, fat broads are like…
Yeah, fat broads are like mopeds. They’re fun to ride, but you don’t want...
Grandma changed
|In the dim and distant pastWhen life’s tempo wasn’t so fast,Grandma used to rock...
The grasshopper joke!
So this grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says “Hey!...
Prison Versus Housewives
|In prison, you get three square meals a day. At home, you cook three...
A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague…
A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague who is about to...
Lord, what’s a man?
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God.”Lord, I have...
Jealous Revenge
A Blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so She goes out and...
There are no dogs allowed here
A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement?
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement? Dyslexics Untie!