The system crash song
|SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of “The Monster Mash”) I was working in the...
Emergency Kit
Josh was helping Sally, the blonde, clean out the trunk of her car. Inside,...
Cost to Get Married?
The little boy asked his dad one evening, “Daddy, how much does it cost...
Tuns of PunsGalore – Part II
I was having coffee at the golf course when I saw a large amount...
OUCH!
OUCH! A couple hobbled into a Washington emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....
Golden Anniversary
An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen...
Working With The FBI
Working With The FBIThe phone rings at FBI headquarters.”Hello?”"Hello, is this the FBI?”"Yes. What...
Blonde Jokes
Q: Why do men like blonde jokes?A: Because they can understand them.
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But...
David Copperfield is doing his magic show and…
David Copperfield is doing his magic show and asks if anyone would like toshow...