Fun Tonight?
Husband: Let’s go out and have some fun tonight.Wife: Okay, but if you get...
Gotta love the unions!
Negotiations between union members and their employer were at an impasse. The union denied...
Speaking of Sex
A gentleman is permitted to join a private club. The initiation consists of holding...
The Aligator Blonde!
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a...
Family Pants
Jack and Jill were getting married. Jack was talking to his dad about the...
A Koala and a Hooker
A little koala bear wanders into a whorehouse. He climbs the stairs and finds...
How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...
What’s black and white and comes in little cans?
What’s black and white and comes in little cans?Michael Jackson
Flowers
A blonde and brunette were walking down the road.The brunette see’s her husband, and...
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador…
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador turned to the Japanese ambassador and whispered,...