Hippie in a Bar
This hippie walks into a bar, and thinks it’s a restaurant. He walks up...
Without a horn
Judi went to a “Dude Ranch” on vacation. The cowboypreparing the horses asked if...
Sex On Second Date
What do you call a man who expects to have sex on the second...
What did one gay sperm say to the other?
What did one gay sperm say to the other? – I can’t find my...
The top ten signs that someone is using your e-mail account
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You Might Be An Internet Addict If…
You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved and...
Laws of Household Physics
Ever notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as...
Emotional extremes
|The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes. “Just to establish...
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang…
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang bang, clip clop, clip clop,...
Welfare
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter...