California Crazy Law
Sunshine is guaranteed to the masses. Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500...
Yo Family Is So Poor…
Yo family is so poor that when I went inside your house I accidentally...
Brezhnev at his speech
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar…
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a barone...
The Procrastinator’s creed
|1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Passing a school bus
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
It finally dawned
“How did it happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he setthe man’s...
Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot…
Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot,were out riding in the car...
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
Ode to cranky men
|I chanced to pass a windowWhile walking through a mallWith nothing much upon my...