Twenty ways to confuse Santa Claus
|1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining...
Any married man should forget his mistakes…
Any married man should forget his mistakes,there’s no use in two people remembering the...
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?
What’s the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irishfuneral?One less drunk.
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center…
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
The Prayer.
A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.Then...
Polish Couple
Q: Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?A: They’d read...
A guy in a bar
The bartender asks him “What’ll you have?”. The guy answers, “A scotch, please”. The...
What was its name?
|Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the...
How shit happens!
In The Beginning was The Plan.And then came the Assumptions And the Assumptions were...
How to break the nose of a blonde.
Q: How do you break the nose on a blonde?A: You put a dildo...