Husband’s Average Income?
Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.
In Common
What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?Men always miss...
Tiger Woods vs. Stevie Wonder!
At a celebrity party, Stevie Wonder meets golf champ Tiger Woods and mentions that...
Doctor’s Notes 6
I was caring for a woman and asked, “So how’s your breakfast this morning?”...
It\\\’s hard to make a comeback when…
It’s hard to make a comeback when you haven’t been anywhere.
The Pope vs. the Queen
The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony beaming at thousands of...
Cookie the Cat’s Resolutions
|5. I will not demand to get out the minute after I come in...
Shortage of parachutes
|A blonde, a brunette, a movie star, the pope, and a pilot were on...
A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.
Famous Sports Quotes.
Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: “I want all the...