Cat jokes 09
|Q: What does a lion brush his mane with?A: A catacomb!Q: What noise does...
Famous Uses of the F Word
What the fuck was that?The Mayor of HiroshimaLook at all these fucking IndiansGeneral CusterFull...
Remember during wars
Things to Remember During a War 1. The only things more accurate than enemy...
Marriage quotes 07
|Many a wife thinks her husband is the world’s greatest lover. But she can...
There’s a parrot on the plane
|On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped...
The camping trip.
Ron and James had been camping together for a week when they finally had...
Soybeans
While going through his wife’s dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an...
Grandma’s strudel
An old man is lying on his deathbed with all his children, grandchildren and...
People who don’t believe in retaliation…
What to do if you fall into a conversation with someone about the terrorist...
No Sex on the Ark!
When the Ark’s door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals....