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Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...
I was shopping at our local supermarket…
I was shopping at our local supermarket.When I got to the checkout line, there...
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Hair Up
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What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?
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The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven. He’s met by the reception committee,...
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?The mosquito stops sucking after you...
Top ten signs you bought a bad computer
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