Alot Alike
Q: Why are tornadoes and marriage alike?A: They both start with a lot of...
7 Quickies!
1) On July 8, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship with five aliens aboard crashed...
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could…
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could.’God,’ he prayed, ‘I...
What’s black and white and comes in little cans?
What’s black and white and comes in little cans?Michael Jackson
Different Kinds of Doctors
There are several different kinds of doctors, and it is told that they can...
Should have glasses
|A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says “Lady, it...
billy’s father is a lawyer
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
cornflakes
Two twins returned home each with a letter from there teachers explaining they had...
Polak At Guillotine
An Italian, an American, and a Polak were captured by the French for various...