Artificial Insemination
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks,...
Harrassment
A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very...
Telegram received from ex-employee
Telegram received from ex-employee:”Fuck you. I quit. Strong message to follow.”
Laws of Household Physics
Ever notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as...
Bassoon jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from the bassoon...
Ways to tell someone they are goofy!
Politically Correct ways to tell someone they are goofy:A few clowns short of a...
Whats the square root of 69?
Whats the square root of 69?ANSWER — EIGHT something
Doctor, Doctor
One day this Blonde walked into her doctors office.”Doctor, Doctor I’m having these awlful...
Dirty Dishes!
A priest was asked to dinner by one of his parishioners.When he sat down...
How old are you?
|A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on...