What is that white stuff you find in the bottom of girls undies?
What’s the white stuff you find in the bottom of girls’ undies? Clitty litter.
I can’t breathe without that
|A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her...
The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model…
The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model to the airport.Halfway there, the front...
A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch…
A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch....
Punkrocker’s Hair
An old guy is sitting on a bus when a punk-rocker gets on. The...
How!
Some years ago, on Times Square in NYC, I observed a native American, in...
Three Dogs
There were three dogs at the vet talking to each other when one says,”I...
New Virgin
A woman was going to marry one of those guys that wanted a virgin.Since...
Equal positive integers
|Theorem: All positive integers are equal.Proof: Sufficient to show that for any two positive...
Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!