For some light refreshment!
|Why did the mouse eat a candle?For some light refreshment!
What is the definition of an overbite?
What is the definition of an overbite?When you go down on a girl and...
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect 10?
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″? Two 5 year olds.
Why Women Close Eyes During Sex
Why does a woman close her eyes when she’s having sex?Because no woman ever...
Food for Thought
Patient: Doctor, you’ve gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into...
Live Longer
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?...
Phrases For Everyday Life
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Redneck centerpeice
You might be a redneck if the centerpiece on your dining room table is...
Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field…
Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field when one of them...
A good sport!
John receives a phone call.”Hello,” he answers.The voice on the other end says, “This...