A necessary condition
There were three little boys visiting their grandparents. The oldest came out and asked...
The world’s smartest man?
|A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were...
Bad News 3
Doctor: I have some good news and I have some bad news, which shall...
How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? (The long ladies version)
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light...
So at the funeral home, the widow instructs…
Here’s a sick one…So at the funeral home, the widow instructs the mortician to...
Type what I tell you
|While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to...
Learn how to talk southern
Write down on a peice of paper:M R ducksM R notO S A RC...
Sodom village gone
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?
When shouldn’t a mountain climber call for help?When he’s hanging by his teeth.
Headaches
This fellow had been suffering from excruciating headaches for some time, and finally went...