Men Like Microwave Dinners
Why do men like frozen microwave dinners so much?They like being able to both...
What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?
What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? – Quattro Sink-o
Help Me Ring the Bell
Walking down the street, a man passes a house and notices a little boy...
Schizophrenia
What is the best thing about schizophrenia?You’re never alone!
Tee Time!
A golfer was addressing his ball, getting ready to shoot.Just as he was about...
Busted Doc!
A woman was having a medical problem – her husband snoring.So she called the...
Yo mama is so flat
Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of the wall! Yo mama so flat she’s...
Jesus and the Robber
One night a robber broke into a home and heard a voice say, “Jesus...
Why do women fake orgasms?
Why do women fake orgasms?Because men fake foreplay.