How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
The Pearly Gates
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of...
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Addicted to the Web
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There was this boy in high school that was what you would call…
There was this boy in high school that was what you wouldconsider a nerd....
World According to Student Bloopers
One of the fringe benefits of being an English or History teacher is receiving...
The Three Surgeons
Once there were three surgeons engaged in conversation.They got on the topic of their...
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Stupid Insults 12/31
Has all her bricks, but no cement holding them together. Has an inferiority complex,...
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If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to...