Dumb Blonde Crooks
Two blonde robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens....
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid…
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The officeworker asked...
Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
The girl knelt in the confessional and said…
The girl knelt in the confessional and said,”Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.”"What...
What is black and blue and hates sex?
What’s black and blue and hates sex?A rape victim.
Men Resist Fatherhood
Why do men resist becoming fathers?Because they aren’t through yet being children.
Caught by a local tribe
|A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals. The chief...
We are the best of friends
|The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said, “Since we are the...
The loud-mouthed mechanic!
Morris the loudmouth mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a...
Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field…
Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field when one of them...