The Costume Party
A man and his wife were supposed to go to a costume party together...
Kids
Be nice to your kids… they will pick out your nursing home someday!
A man forgot to buy turkey for Thanksgiving
|It’s the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a...
Go for Gold
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms.Clearly impressed,...
Perfect Girlfriend
I recently attended a meeting of the International Singles Club here in Silicon Valley....
Real quotes from real people!
“I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I...
The Talking Monkey
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had...
NEW ELEMENTS ON THE PERIODIC TABLE
NEW ELEMENTS ON THE PERIODIC TABLE Element: WOMAN Symbol: Wo Atomic Weight: 120 (more...
Criminal steals lumber
|A man with a nagging secret couldn’t keep it any longer. In the confessional...
Recently seen
|Recently seen on a card…Outside: We dont feel sorry for you blowing all those...