Food for Thought
Patient: Doctor, you’ve gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into...
Hoop Earrings
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: They have to have some place...
Swamp Lake!
|What’s a toad’s favorite ballet?Swamp Lake!
One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party…
One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party. All the gentry...
Hereditary Diarrhoea
Did you know diarrhoea is hereditary?Yup…it runs in your genes!
Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional…
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional. After not hearing anything for a while...
Free advice at social affairs?
|A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was...
The ten ifs of employment
|1. If it rings, put it on hold.2. If it clunks, call the repairman.3....
Memory Class
An elderly couple had been experiencing declining memories, so they decided to take a...