How To Be A Man!
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What denomination?
A Woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.”What...
Three blonds on death row
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A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top…
A man and a woman are on an elevator at the top of theworld’s...
Pre-Nuptial Agreements
A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch...
Yo mamma’s so stupid…
Yo mamma’s so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said...
Gorilla in a Tree
A man walked into his backyard one morning and found there was a gorilla...
MAFIA Valetine Card Verses
My love for you… it came and went. So your feet are now in...
African Missionary
Did you hear about the African missionary that gave some cannibals their first taste...
The Ten Commandments for C Programmers
|1. Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily...