The Old Lady & the Cashier
A little old lady went to the grocery store & put the most expensive...
Twenty ways to confuse Santa Claus
|1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining...
Oh Boy…more warning signs!
On a cardboard windshield sun shade: “Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in...
Husband’s Great Gift
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman’s face was severely...
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden…
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden. When his mother came out to collect...
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?Only one…but...
Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...
Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?
Q. Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra? A. When you...
The Hypnotic Sermon!
A local preacher was dissatisfied with the small amount in thecollection plates each Sunday....
Blonde quickies 161-180
161. Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours? A: Write ‘Please turn...