Youngster Theories
From Matt Groening’s very funny “Big Book Of Hell”, here are some philosophical theories...
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A...
The best memory.
Who Has The Best Memory?Three guys are debating who has the best memory.First guy...
Microsoft Market Penetration
Microsoft Market Penetration-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-INTRODUCING CONTRACEPTIVE98 ! ! !Microsoft Corporation has taken another step toward dominating...
You Used To
“You used to hold my hand years ago when we were courting,” she said...
What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner?
What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner? A baby with a...
Reload.
A guy finally gets a date with an easy blonde. To prepare for the...
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women…
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women:Defendant:...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
Rectum Stretcher
Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a $100.00 bill.Looking incredulously...