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A man walked up to a farmer’s house, and knocked on the door. When...
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It was the first day of school and a new student named Martinez, the...
Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on…
Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on,indicating to the flight...
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails…
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails. One guy pounded a...
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
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Charlie left town.
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Adam Gets Two Organs
One day God came to Adam to pass on some news. “I’ve got some...