How to buy a stero
|1. Carefully calculate power requirements, based on room dimensions, etc. Multiply by a factor...
Marriage quotes 14
|Married life is full of excitement and frustration:* In the first year of marriage,...
Credit Card Commercial That Never Was
Cover Charge: $15.00Round of Drinks: $23.00Table Dance: $30.00Another Round of Drinks: $23.00Couch Dance and...
Coin Swallowing
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse:...
The Old Drunk
Neighbors had complained to the mayor about the noisy pub on the corner of...
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?Drool.
Did you hear that Clinton has announced there is a…
Did you hear that Clinton has announced there is a new national bird? The...
Knock Knock Jokes 12
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alec! Alec who? Alec-tricity. Isn’t that a shock! Knock Knock...
which end of a worm is which
|How can you tell which end of a worm is which?Tickle it in the...
What is 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?
What’s 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?Crib death.