They Are Having Sex
Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon...
Who Needs A Husband?
Who needs a man!…My dog growls at me every morning, my parrot swears all...
A worldwide survey has been carried out with…
A worldwide survey has been carried out with the following question:”PLEASE, GIVE US YOUR...
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions…
Q: What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?A:...
Brain For Sale
A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices....
I’m Moving Out!
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.He says,”What...
New Year’s Resolutions
New Year’s Resolutions for Internet Junkies…I will try to figure out why I *really*...
Aliens At a Gas Pump
Two Aliens land in Detroit, next to a Gas station. The Aliens waddle out...
A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam…
A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam when suddenlyhe notices a...
Automotive horror
|As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering,...