Free Bread
Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread.
The Farmer’s Prize Goat
Well, a man was driving down a country road, and he decided to get...
Food quotes and quips
|Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .”Artichokes … are just plain annoying …...
Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting…
Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting their lack of a sex...
Chess Enthusiasts
A group of chess enthusiasts had checked into a hotel and were standing in...
What do you do if your bank account stops working?
What do you do if your bank account stops working?Throw the guy out of...
Pray for a bike
When i was a kid i used to pray for a new bike. But...
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
This old man!
A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell’s Angels...
Blacks and Xmas Trees?
What do blacks and Christmas trees have in common?They both have colored balls.