Itchy
A teacher notices that a little boy at the back of the class is...
A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding…
A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding, one of his...
Why do not women wear dresses in the winter?
Why don’t women wear dresses in the winter? – Chapped lips.
Bad Joke
There is a drunk driver. He goes and hits a car with a woman...
Finally, Serbian hackers hacked the navigation systems…
Finally, Serbian hackers hacked the navigation systems of “Tomahawk” missiles — now they’re called...
SCHEDULE OF A MAN
A MAN’S SCHEDULE 1. Get up. 2. Pass gas. 3. Drink cup of black...
Advisor on sexual matters
The drinker announced to the bartender, “It seems I’ve been informally named advisor on...
Little Carrie likes to screw
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s...
Lawyer hit by a car
A lawyer’s car stalled on the side of the freeway. As he was getting...
Pool table
Your mama is like a pool table, 25 cents and she’ll rack your balls.