Last Ditch Effort
Two football players were taking an important final exam. If they failed, they would...
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes ? Nothing, you told...
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Clarinet jokes
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Jessica was toweling off in front of the mirror…
Jessica was toweling off in front of the mirror when she noticed a few...
If Microsoft made toasters…
If Microsoft made toasters…Every time you bought a loaf of bread, you would have...
Ring, ring!
*ring* *ring*”Hello?” Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, “Hello?”"I’ll bet...
I\\\’m A Chicken
Psychiatrist: What is your problem? Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has...
What gender is a computer?
An English teacher was explaining to his students the concept of gender association in...
Courtroom ding-dongs!
*** Real courtroom transcipts…courtesy of real idiots. ***( Oops! My brain just hit a...