Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
Stupid Stuff 3
|These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.Newsreader, BBC Radio 4: “Working...
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French Fighter Pilot
Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant...
Onion Balls
While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man’s...
Dress Shop Burglary
“Sir, I understand you admit to having broken into the dress shop four times,”...
Real news headlines 06
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Lansing Residents Can...
Great Singer
From Reader’s Digest, June 1992:I grew up in a non-musical family; only one of...
Biology Class
Biology Class In a biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose levels...
Rules Guys wished Girls knew…
Rules that guys wished girls knew……….1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are....