Line Dancing
What’s 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing...
Harry and his wife are driving in the country…
Harry and his wife are driving in the country when he sees a sign...
own mind
He says he has a mind of his own. He’s welcome to it– who...
Polak: Build Me A Box
A Polak went to a carpenter and said, “Can you build me a box...
An extremely loyal fan
|There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau. Looking with...
Med Examination
A woman comes to a gynecologist for a checkup. She seems to be very...
Type what I tell you
|While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to...
Yo Family Is So Poor…
Yo family is so poor that when I went inside your house I accidentally...
AOL/TW Merger.
Due to the recent merger of AOL and Time Warner, AOL members can soon...
Mom, I’m pregnant!
One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my...