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You might be a redneck if the centerpiece on your dining room table is...
Blonde quickies 81-100
81. Q: What do you call a hooker and four blondes? A: Regular price,...
Mary went to Jill’s place to tell her about a horrible…
Mary went to Jill’s place to tell her about a horrible experience she’dhad the...
Name That Capital
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
Smart little johnny
One day the teacher walks into her classroom and announces to the class that...
36 things you’ll never hear from a Redneck!
36 things you’ll never hear from a Redneck…1. “I’ll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex”2....
How to Argue the Price of a Screw
A well known, rich business man’s wife broke her hip. The business man got...
Star Wars Ode to Y.O.D.A.
Y. O. D. A (To the Village People’s “Y. M. C. A”)(As sung by...
Irish math
There’s these four Irishmen in a bar, all drinking Guinness. One of them is...
Two male flies are buzzing around…
Two male flies are buzzing around, cruising for goodlooking females. One spots a real...