Domination
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.God comes and says, “I want the...
Stupid Insults 13/31
He demonstrates that beauty times brains is a constant. He donated his brain to...
My girlfriend is out in the car
|A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something...
Potential and Reality
A teenager comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father...
Buns and Puns!
One Monday morning, Grover picking up the kids along a new bus route.At the...
Noah’s Ark in an apple
|Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple?Because everyone had...
George Carlin funnies!
George CarlinAds in Bills:Have you ever noticed that they put advertisements in with your...
Dog with one eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said “Look at...
Conversation over dinner
Conversation over dinner: WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get...
Police chief hates you
|Ten Signs The Police Chief Hates You10. He sends you on drug raids….alone.9. He...