Fruit joke!
What have an apple and an orange got in common?Neither of them can drive...
Keeping a high profile in an office
|Never write a note or memo if you can phone or visit instead; everyone...
Whats blue and does not fit any more?
Whats blue and doesn’t fit any more? – A dead epileptic.
Long Life
Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am...
Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...
Indian chief’s signal
|An Indian chief is driving his Cadillac somewhere at Nevada. Suddenly his car gets...
Yo mama is so fat…..website
Yo mama is so fat her ass formed it’s own website.
Men Don’t Like Safe Sex
What is a man’s idea of safe sex? A padded headboard.
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?Never mind...
How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?
Q: How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?A: With a fishing pole!