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Ventriliquist cowboy walks into town and sees Indian sitting on his porch.Cowboy: Hey, cool...
TOP TEN NEW INTEL SLOGANS FOR THE PENTIUM
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Just after Lorenna Bobbitt brutally cut off her husband’s…
Just after Lorenna Bobbitt brutally cut off her husband’s penis, she jumped into her...
Do clever men make good husbands?
NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?SAGE: Clever men don’t BECOME husbands!
Mom’s new recipe
|Mom’s Brownies RecipeRemove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375. Melt 1...
Moving
I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.
Desert island encounter
This guy is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years.One day,...
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven…
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven. St. Peter makes the inspection. The...
Restroom
Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby:...
Ordered to pay fines
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...