Rodney Dangerfield’s Best One-Liners!
RODNEY DANGERFIELD’S BEST ONE-LINERSI was so poor growing up…If I wasn’t born a boy..I’d...
Constantly complaining about the temperature
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Not enough time to tell
The morning after their honeymoon night, Julie says to herhusband, “you know, You’re really...
One of the life’s mysteries is how a two-pound…
One of the life’s mysteries is how a two-poundbox of candy can make a...
Ideal Drinking Age
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I’ll use my seeing eye dog
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Things proven to change the course of Thanksgiving
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Punishment
A man was sent to Hell for his sins. As he was being taken...
Name It
After a hot, hard day’s work Joe went into a bar to quench his...