Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day…
Father, mother and son decide to go to the zoo one day. Sothey set...
Looking Great
This guy goes to the doctor for a vasectomy. Unlike the usual patients, he...
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right…
A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in...
The scene is a dark jungle in Africa…
The scene is a dark jungle in Africa. Two tigers are stalking through thebrush...
Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...
Wisdom Quotes
Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried. Mae...
Jewish telegram
Jewish telegram: ?Begin worrying. Details to follow.?
Four is equal to five
|Theorem: 4 = 5Proof:-20 = -2016 – 36 = 25 – 454^2 – 9*4...
New Year Resolutions for Pets
|15. I will not eat other animals’ poop. 14. I will not lick my...
Bill Gates at the Pearly Gates
Bill Gates tragically died in a car accident. Arriving at the pearly gates, he...