You want children?
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Did you know Sex is a crime?
Did you know Sex is a crime?Its a misdemeanor – The more I miss...
Redneck Jedi
You know you’re a redneck jedi when.. You hear “Luke, I am your father…...
But how do I know…
Tech Support: “What does the screen say now.”Person: “It says, ‘Hit ENTER when ready’.”Tech...
Women Get…
When a woman gets married, she wants the 3 S’s: sensitivity, sincerity, and sharing....
An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday…
An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday, and gathered lotsof friends and family in...
Drivers Licence
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
Man, I’m Glad I’m A Man
Everyday I give thanks to God I was born a man instead of a...
Church announcement bloopers!
15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1. Don’t let worry kill you- let the...
Lord, what’s a man?
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God.”Lord, I have...