Inventions
NEW INVENTIONS BY BLONDES: The water-proof towel Glow in the dark sunglasses Solar powered...
Miss Muffet
Little miss muffet… sat on her tuffet… eating her kurds and way.Along came a...
Idiot Sightings!
IDIOT SIGHTINGS…Sighting #1:I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the...
Why did the…
Q. Why did the male sheep fall off the cliff?A. He didn’t see the...
Two lawyers walking through the woods
Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious-looking bear. The first lawyer immediately...
A tall woman met a midget at a party…
A tall woman met a midget at a party. The midget was barely three...
Why did clinton follow the chicken across the road?
Why did clinton follow the chicken across the road? because, he couldn’t get his...
Needs Ironing
A man and his wife were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary at the same...
Poof!
A government employee found an old brass lamp in a filing cabinet. When he...
A blind man in a store
A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of...