Here is your punishment
|”Haven’t I seen your face before?” a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.”You...
A Day in the life of two trees
Tree 1 “Hey look, Mother Nature’s coming!”Tree 2 “Look busy.”
Ghosts in a White House
One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
Vultures and Mothers In Law
What is the difference between a vulture and your mother-in-law? Vultures wait until your...
A wonderful exercise
A neighbor of mine, Myron, in his mid-50′s, had a relatively minorheart attack, and...
First experience horse riding
|A blonde decides to learn and try horse back riding unassisted without prior experience...
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower…
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower approached his neighbor, “Ray, may I borrow your axe?”...
Holy Camel
A Priest, a Nun, and a Camel are crossing the desert.The camel falls dead.Before...
It is written in the Bible!
There once was a priest who had to spend the night in a hoteland...
Little johnny at school
One day at the end of class little Johnny’s teacher has the class go...