Farting All The Time
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I...
Five fingers
A beautiful young woman marries this seventy year old bloke for his money. On...
Polak Puts Ice In Condom
Q: Why did the Polak put ice in his condom?A: To keep the swelling...
Solving Bat Problem
Did you hear about the three ministers who were talking about their common problem...
Difficult shot
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like...
A somewhat drunk man feels a…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says,”Say, your head feels...
Hiding Baldness
What happens when a man tries to hide his baldness by combing hishair across...
What is grey and comes in quarts?
What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant.
Dirty Dishes!
A priest was asked to dinner by one of his parishioners.When he sat down...
The bum on a street
|A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”...