The Perfect Woman would say…
The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I’ll swallow it all . . . I...
Whats a Australian Kiss..
What’s an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!
Men and Parking Spots
|How are men and parking spots alike?The good ones are always taken and the...
Animals Q & A
|Q: Diner: I can’t eat this chicken. Call the manager.A: Waiter: It’s no use....
New Viagra Product Lines!
With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer Pharmacuticals is bringing forth a whole line of...
A very modest lady applied for a job…
A very modest lady applied for a job at the factory where they made...
Pulling Teeth
A man & wife entered a dentist’s office. The Wife said, “I want a...
Male/Female Definitions!
THINGY (thing-ee) n. female: Any part under a car’s hood. male: The strap fastener...
Apples for sale…
A guy’s driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign saying...
Escalators
An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see...