Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer?
Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer? He could run as fast as...
Two cows were talking in the field one day…
Two cows were talking in the field one day.First Cow: Have you heard about...
Preparing for Santa…
A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.Please read the following carefully.I regret...
Alzheimers
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?A: Her IQ goes up!
Punctuation
Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: “Fun fun fun worryworry worry”A: Fun...
Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?
|Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!
Describe professions
|What does your profession say about you?1. MARKETING – You are ambitious yet stupid....
If Hewlett-Packard ran Christmas…
|They would market the Reverse Polish Ornament, which is put in your attic on...
Accidents
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur...
Exam for athletes…
The following is a college entrance exam for athletes.Time Limit: 3 Days.Write Your Name:...