English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...
The Priest and the Rabbi.
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue across the street...
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center…
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center andregistered his qualifications. He wanted someone...
Painful Puns
Hangover: The wrath of grapes.Income Tax: Capital punishment.A used car is not always what...
Two Irish friends
|Two Irish friends greeted each other while waiting their turn at the bank window....
Who Is God?
A confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother and asks, “Is...
The Mummy!
An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a...
Gas Station
Have you ever seen Pop Idol? One point it was held at an esso...
Girl from Wenatch-Limmerick
Limmerick of the Day:There once was a girl from Wenatch, She tried to get...
A secret pregnant lover
|At the rehearsal dinner for my boss’ daughter and son-in-law-to-be, a loud eight-months pregnant...