Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
Language Trends of the Future
Language Trends of the FutureThere are consistent trends in the past evolution of languages,...
Bit by Bit
Prisoner: Look here, doc! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
What is brown and has holes in it?
What’s brown and has holes in it? – Swiss Shit.
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One’s composing, the other is decomposing.
Doctor’s Notes 4
I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. I placed the...
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter…
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.Mother:...
The perfect couple.
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a...
mosquito and a fly
|What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?Try sewing buttons on a...
OOPS! I BLEW THAT ONE!
|A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: “My client...