Instructions for Microsoft’s TV dinner
|You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept...
Jose can you see!
A man named Jose went to America to see the Yankees vs. the Red...
Terminology
Important Legal When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law BEFORE the...
The bar and chain.
A man walks into a bar pulling a heavy chain. The bartender asksthe man...
Ghosts and the Ricki Lake Show
One day at the Ricki Lake Show, the topic was ghosts. Before the show,...
Obituaries
Where do you look for blondes’ obituaries? Under “Home Improvements.”
Pitbull and PMS
What is the difference between a pitbull dog and a PMS woman?Lipstick.
What do you call a blonde lesbian?
What do you call a blonde lesbian? A waste.
Happy Birthday…yech!
Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, “Please do me a...
What’s the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?
What’s the difference between a Geneologist and a Gynecologist?A Geneologist looks up your family...