Couple
There’s this couple and they’ve been dating for quite some time. He wants her...
The black baby.
Q: What did the black baby say to its mother when it had diarrhea?...
Mom would never say
|Things Mom Would Never Say”How on earth can you see the TV sitting so...
Talk with God
MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know,...
How to buy a stero
|1. Carefully calculate power requirements, based on room dimensions, etc. Multiply by a factor...
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss…
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss at a public restroom. The...
What occurs twice in a lifetime…
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in ayear, twice in a...
On Divorce
Divorce is bachelorhood, with strings attached…Tis better to have loved and lost….than have to...
This must be heaven
|So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in...
Library Fast food
A blonde went in the library and walked up to the librarian behind the...