Violin jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow...
What a goof!
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist.”I’m on the road a lot, and my...
Have long marriages
|Some people ask the secret of Anthony’s long marriage.They take time to go to...
Bass jokes
|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a...
Favorite Wine
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine?A: “Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!”
Why is sex like money in the bank?
Why is sex like money in the bank?Because when you withdraw, you lose interest.Sent...
Sheakespeare
Blonde #1: Have you ever read Shakespeare?”Blonde #2: No, who wrote it?”
What Floor Please?
A woman walks into the local pharmacy and ask’s to see sanitary napkins.The pharmacist...
What’s the first problem the MJ’s child will have in life?
What’s the first problem the MJ’s child will have in life? Figuring out which...
Two guys standing at the urinal.
Ed and Ted were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory when Ed...