Worried
“I’m worried,” said the woman to her sex therapist. “I happened to find my...
You don’t want to hear these!
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Some cows view each day as the last roundup…
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THe guy who invented the hokey pokey’s funeral
eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey’s funeral....
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
Shiny New Motorcycle
An engineering student is walking on campus one day, when another engineer student rides...
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin…
A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he...
Drilling is mine!
Storming into his lawyer’s office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin...
…..olympics
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If Wang made toasters…
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