Getting old when
|You know you’re getting older when…Everything that works hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t...
Disgruntled Genie
A man walking down the beach, sees a old bottle in the sand and...
A fair price
A college student picked up his date at her parents home. He’d scraped together...
Growing ripe tomatoes!
Once there was a beautiful woman who loved to work in her vegetable garden,...
Men Snore Because
Why do men snore?When they fall asleep, their balls cover their assholes and they...
Punkrocker’s Hair
An old guy is sitting on a bus when a punk-rocker gets on. The...
Why?
A LITTLE SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT:Why was it that the Kamakazi pilots used helmets?
Can’t take it with you
Four life-long friends, a doctor, lawyer, professor, and a businessman, belonging to the same...
Worries about mad cow disease
|There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
Death of Energizer Bunny
The world was stunned by the news, this morning, of the deathof the Energizer...