What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?A rash...
Why don’t men get mad cow disease?
A woman asks: “Why don’t men get mad cow disease?”Another woman replies: “Because men...
Lawyers & Sperm
What do lawyers and sperm have in common?One in a million become a human...
Kids In College
One can pity the father with three kids in college. He tells his wife...
How do you cure…
How do you cure constipation?Sit on a block of cheese and swallow a mouse!
Nun on the Bus
A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman...
Thin People Don’t
|By Barbara Florio GrahamFrom McCall’s, June, 1983I read every diet I can get my...
Men are like…
Men are like…Men are like animals: messy, insensitive andpotentially violent, but they make great...
19 putdowns and rejections!
1 Man: “Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D....
Roadkill again?
Q: How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum?A: Three. One to...