Bird jokes 04
|Q: What do owls sing when it is raining?A: ‘Too wet to woo’!Q: What...
Two fags were walking down the street and…
Two fags were walking down the street and passed a handsome guy. Onefag turned...
Drunk while stealing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The Answer: A Cockrobin.
The Answer: A Cockrobin.The Question: What are you putting in my mouth, Batman?
Who can say this sentence?
The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having...
A man takes his sick dog to the vet…
A man takes his sick dog to the vet. The vet lifts the dog...
Did you hear about the hooker that had her appendix taken out?
Did you hear about the hooker that had herappendix taken out?Now she does business...
Current Charges
Do you suppose that it occurs to the power company that they are making...
Best Friend
A guy is sitting at a bar, throwing back glass after glass of scotch....
Dad will never say
|Top Ten Things You’ll Never Hear a Dad Say10. Well, how ’bout that?… I’m...